Santa Knows You've Been A Bitch

$8.00

Santa’s been watching… and honestly? He’s disappointed. Not that it matters—we all know the fat man isn’t real. The only Santa showing up these days is an Amazon Prime driver running on caffeine and despair, and let’s face it: not nearly as fucking adorable. Except for Julio from last Thursday… Damn he never misses leg day.

FOLDED SIZE:A2 (5.5 x 4.25)
INSIDE: Blank

Santa’s been watching… and honestly? He’s disappointed. Not that it matters—we all know the fat man isn’t real. The only Santa showing up these days is an Amazon Prime driver running on caffeine and despair, and let’s face it: not nearly as fucking adorable. Except for Julio from last Thursday… Damn he never misses leg day.

FOLDED SIZE:A2 (5.5 x 4.25)
INSIDE: Blank

Folded Size: 66d66